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Gatu the low quality cat

ticker: $GATU // est. 5 mins ago

⚠ warning: extremely low quality pig detected. do not feed after midnight.

poke gatu here ↓

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Gatu the low quality cat logo

the $GATU tokenomix

(we asked gatu to explain. he meowed. here is what we think he meant)

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

one BILLION meows. not a single meow more. gatu can't count that high anyway.

LAUNCHPAD

pump.fun pill

pump.fun

fair launch. no presale. gatu is too lazy for a presale.

UTILITY

literally none

gatu provides 0 (zero) utility. this is a feature. he is just a cat. a low quality one.

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The Secret Diary of Gatu

(found in a box. mostly scratched.)

DAY 1
Gatu on DAY 1

Dear Diary. Today I was born. The farmer said I was "low quality." I do not know what this means but I licked a rock and felt powerful. Mood: 7/10. oink.

DAY 47
Gatu on DAY 47

Dear Diary. I have begun manifesting. Lit 8 candles. Sat very still for 4 hours. A man on the internet said I could be a "coin." I am now a coin. I think. Mood: ASCENDED.

DAY 102
Gatu on DAY 102

Dear Diary. I have opened the third eye. I can see the candlesticks before they happen. The other pigs fear me. The farmer fears me. I fear the farmer slightly less now. Mood: COSMIC.

DAY ???
Gatu on DAY ???

Dear Diary. I learned to dance. I am launching on pump.fun. 1 billion of me now exist as numbers in a computer. This is fine. I am going to flip bitcoin. oink oink oink.

JOIN THE
GATU ARMY

we have NO strategy, NO roadmap, and NO idea what we are doing. but we have a pig. report for duty soldier. 🐷🫡

PRIVATE KITTEN

hold 1 $GATU

SERGEANT WHISKERS

hold 1,000,000

COLONEL POUNCE

hold 10,000,000

GENERAL GATU

BE the cat

enlist now (it's free, gatu is broke):

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gatu will FLIP bitcoin

this is not financial advice. this is cat advice. (worse)

Gatu dancing in front of a green trading chart

STEP 1: gatu goes up

the chart only goes one direction and that direction is up (probably) (do not check)

STEP 2: bitcoin gets nervous

satoshi looks over his shoulder. he sees a pig. the pig is dancing. fear sets in.

STEP 3: FLIPPENING 🐱>₿

$GATU market cap = $69 trillion. gatu buys the whole internet. literally. he becomes the internet.

Gatu next to a giant green candle

green candle so big gatu used it as a climbing post to reach mars. 🚀

how 2 buy gatu

  1. 1

    get a wallet

    download phantom. do not tell gatu your seed phrase. he WILL spend it on treats.

  2. 2

    get some SOL

    buy solana from an exchange. send it to your wallet. wait nervously.

  3. 3

    go to pump.fun

    find the lowest quality cat. that is gatu. paste the contract. trust no one.

  4. 4

    swap for $GATU

    click buy. become a kitten. ascend. tell your mother you did this.

frequently oinked questions

Q: is gatu a good investment?
A: no. absolutely not. he is a low quality cat. but neither was anything else, so.
Q: why is gatu so blurry?
A: gatu refuses to be photographed in HD. it is a privacy thing. respect gatu.
Q: will gatu really flip bitcoin?
A: gatu believes. and belief is a kind of jpeg. yes.
Q: can i pet gatu?
A: through the screen, gently. he can feel it. he is purring. cats purr. gatu purrs too.
BUY $GATU or stay poor 🐱
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